Recently there was a report in some newspaper that Balaji Telefilms and the traffic department are joining hands to instill some traffic discipline in the public through the regressive serials turned out by Balaji Telefilms. If this does happen, then it will result into the following cinversation between for  example Mihir & Tulsi(now that they have falllen on bad days) in Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi.

Tulsi gets up and finds Mihir missing. She calls out for him, and just then Mihir enters carrying a few vegetables in a plastic bag.

TULSI   : Mihir where have you been ?

MIHIR : I went to shop for some vegetables for lunch. One has to do all the work by oneself now that the servants have deserted us, due to our poor economic condition.

TULSI : But how did you go?

MIHIR ; On my bike.. As you know, all our cars have been sold or taken away by the banks.

TULSI  : I know. But where is your helmet ?/

MIHIR : I didnt carry my helmet.

TULSI  : You should have. The traffic in Mumbai is increasing day by day, and God forbid if you meet with an accident on the bike, it can almost be fatal.

MIHIR : Dont worry. We at Balaji Telefilms can never die, we are immortal. Even if we die, the creative heads will ensure that we live again. They will even go to the extent of exhuming our dead bodies from our graves. Look at Om Agarwal in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki. He was dead and gone, but somehoiw, the creative heads, the great creative thinkers manage to bring him back. You remember, I was also brought back to life some hundred years ago.

TULSI : Yeh I know.

MIHIR ; By the way where is Gautam ?

TULSI ; He has gone out in search of a job.

MIHIR : But how did he go ?

TULSI ; On his bike.  And that sensible bioy , he has taken his helmet with him.

MIHIR ; Then God save him. You know I have coined a slogan 'JO MAR GAYA SAMJHO KI WOH BACH GAYA.' He is carrying his helmet, and God forbid if he does meet with an accident, then he will survive and believe me, no creartive head or writers will be interested in him.  He will have to search another job, in another serial if he survives. God help him.
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